I am going to hurt you.
You are going to hurt me.
But we will do it with practiced fingers
and passionate mouths
and I swear to god
it will be worth something.
She is not entirely wrong about this.
"So the girl is as clever as she is pretty.”
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Tahereh Mafi, Unravel Me
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people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important
I put my dick in the butt, but I don’t fuck it. It’s a metaphor, you see. I’m not gay.
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me